🧊 Frostina: The Ice Queen of Vanilla – A Nerd’s Love Letter to the Alpicool G22 22L

🚐 Chapter 1: From Tepid Travesty to Chilled Triumph

Picture it: Cannock Chase, golden hour. Vanilla, my impeccably-kitted-out Indium Grey goddess of freedom, is parked in a prime spot. The Capsule 3 projector is running the drone edit from Port Isaac, the Sonos Roams are in stereo, and I reach for my celebratory post-hike San Pellegrino. But it’s warm. Warm.

I gasped. I wept. I nearly wrote a haiku about it.

It was that pivotal moment when I realised: Vanilla deserved more. She deserved Frostina—the cold-hearted, compressor-cooled Alpicool G22, aka the best 22L fridge this side of the solar system.

A new chapter in chilled adventures was about to begin.

🔍 Chapter 2: The Deep Nerd Dive – Know Thy Fridge

Let’s talk specs. Not just what Frostina does, but how she does it, and why it matters. I’m not here for vague reviews. I want watts, delta-T curves, insulation R-values, and a graph that’ll make a Victron weep.

Spec	Detail
Cooling Type	Compressor (CFC-free, efficient, and ideal for off-grid life)
Temp Range	-20°C to +20°C (measured via calibrated Fluke multimeter)
Capacity	22 Litres (21.3 actual usable litres after internal measurement)
Internal Layout	No divider, smooth moulded cavity, easily foam-lined if desired
Power Inputs	12/24V DC, 100-240V AC with surge protection
Power Draw	Max: 45W / Eco: 6-10W / Idle: ~2W
Noise Level	36–39 dB (quieter than Vanilla’s Webasto fan on low)
App Control	Yes – Bluetooth via Alpicool App (more on that nerdiness later)
Included Accessories	16-cube ice tray, DC cable, AC adapter, manual in 8 languages

Every detail, from the power efficiency to the sound level, screams “tailored for campervan nerds with taste.”

🧊 Chapter 3: Frostina’s Place in the VanillaVerse

Vanilla isn’t just a campervan. She’s a vibe. A tech sanctuary. She’s a solar-harvesting, Apple Home-integrated, projector-powered travel machine. So Frostina had to earn her stripes.

I chose the under-seat spot just aft of the Jackery Explorer 240. It’s cool, shaded, well-ventilated, and within easy reach. I installed a low-profile 12V quick-release socket, ran a short loom from the Sargent EC155 distribution box, and voilà – Frostina was alive.

The moment I turned her on, I felt the shift. Like fitting the final puzzle piece. It wasn’t just a cold box. It was the cold heart of Vanilla. The pulsing core of comfort and cheese preservation.

🥶 Chapter 4: What Fits Inside – A Tetris Masterclass

Forget generic volume numbers. Let’s talk actual food logistics:

Max test load (field verified):

• 6 cans of San Pellegrino (stacked vertically)

• 1 packet of cooked chicken (flat laid)

• 2x 250ml Rattler cans

• 1 Greek yoghurt tub (500g)

• 1 sealed pouch of beetroot & ginger smoothie

• 1 vacuum-sealed chutney jar (Nix Fire Apple 2.0)

• A wedge of Stilton

• Space remaining: 1/4 tray of oat cookies

You could plan a full 3-day getaway with a vegetarian and a meat-lover and still find space for an emergency Viennetta (if carefully portioned and pre-chilled).

Measured thermal variation across the baseplate stayed within ±1.1°C using two DS18B20 digital temp sensors, one of which I lovingly zip-tied to a sausage roll.

🔋 Chapter 5: Power Nerd Nirvana – How Long Can Frostina Chill?

Power Use (Real World – Logged via Victron):

• Max Mode: 45W (short bursts)

• Eco Mode: 6–10W

• Idle Maintenance: 2–3.5W

• Daily Total: ~210Wh on moderate days; ~260Wh on hot days

My Power Arsenal:

Power Source	Usable Wh (conservative)
Jackery Explorer 1000	~850 Wh
Jackery Explorer 240	~200 Wh
Leisure Battery (110Ah)	~660 Wh (50% draw rule)
SolarSaga 80W Panel	~300 Wh/day (avg UK)
Roof Solar (est. 60–90W)	~250–350 Wh/day (avg UK)

Chill Runtime Breakdown:

• Single Power Source (Jackery 1000): ~4 days

• Combo Power Sources (Leisure + Jackery): 6–7 days

• With Solar Input (avg 500Wh/day): Indefinite Frost Mode™

Victron SmartShunt confirmed the efficiency—complete logs available on request (or available laminated in Vanilla's glovebox).

🍸 Chapter 6: Ice Cubes in the Wild – The Coolest Flex

Let’s be honest—portable fridges are impressive. Portable fridges that make ice cubes? That’s next-level.

I filled the included 16-cube tray with water, placed it strategically in Frostina, and by sunset atop the cliffs of Tintagel, I had cubes. Actual cubes. The drink of kings was ready.

Highland cows watched with envy. I toasted them respectfully.

📱 Chapter 7: The App – For Nerds Who Love Control

Bluetooth control via the Alpicool app? It’s not just a gimmick. It’s a data playground. You can:

• Set and monitor target temperature

• Switch between Eco and Max

• Track real-time compressor activity

• Log data points (which I imported into Excel, because of course I did)

Bonus feature: You can rename the fridge. Mine is permanently named FROSTINA_22L ❄️🔋🥶

If Apple made a fridge app, it would want to be this.

🎪 Chapter 8: Field Test – CamperJam '25

Location: CamperJam 2025Status: Full sendWeather: Hotter than a skillet full of bacon

Vanilla was set up, awning flapping gently, the smell of grilled halloumi in the air. Frostina purred quietly in her spot, filled with festival provisions.

Runtime Stats:

• Ambient Temp: 26.3°C

• Internal Temp: 3.4°C

• Power Draw: 7.1W

• Jackery 1000 Level: 68% after 2 days

Friends came and went, impressed with the chilled cider and the ice-cold chutney. “Where’d you get this fridge?” they asked. I simply pointed and whispered: “Frostina.”

⚙️ Chapter 9: Upgrade Mods for the Terminally Nerdy

Yes, Frostina is perfect. But also yes—I modded her.

Current Mods:

• Foil-backed foam lining for thermal retention

• Silent fan swap (Noctua 12V mod, because I’m that guy)

• USB-C-powered ambient temp monitor for outside-vs-inside stats

• Magnetic lid latch upgrade (just for peace of mind while bouncing over Lake District backroads)

Planned Upgrades:

• 3D-printed removable internal basket

• Custom ice cube divider tray

• NFC tag for quick Apple Shortcuts access to fridge log folder

Don’t judge me. Or do. Either way, you’re impressed.

🧊 Chapter 10: Final Verdict – Long Live the Ice Queen

Frostina isn’t just a fridge. She’s a lifestyle upgrade. A chilled revolution. She’s reliable, smart, efficient, and stylish enough to live under the seat of the finest campervan in Staffordshire.

If you're building your van life on the holy trinity of coffee, chutney, and cold drinks, then Frostina is your prophet.

Final Score: 11.5/10Best Used For:

• Weekend festivals

• Off-grid adventures

• Lunches at AP Webb

• Showing off

Long live the Ice Queen. May your brie be un-sweaty and your cider frosty.