🌍✨ NC500 + Skye Mega Adventure Bible

Dates: 1st – 14th Sept 2025 Commander: John Nickolls Vehicle: 🚐 Vanilla (V111 AJN) Route: Stafford → Inverness → NC500 (anti-clockwise) → Skye → Inverness → Stafford

🚀 Launch Day – Mon 1 Sept – Stafford → Inverness (Night 1)

• 🕔 Depart: 05:00 sharp

• ⏱ Drive: ~8.5–9 hrs (with stops)

• 🥪 Road rations: Bacon butty + coffee ☕, picnic lunch

• 🎶 Playlist: Depeche Mode • Simple Minds • Dire Straits

• ⛽ Fuel: Stafford (full) → Perth (top-up) → Inverness (full tank)

• 🛒 Tesco Extra, Inverness (stock up)

• 🏕 Campsite:

  • Bunchrew Caravan Park (EHU) – riverside views

  • Ardtower Caravan Park (EHU) – modern facilities

• 🍺 Dinner: Pub in town or van soup

• ✈️ Drone: River Ness evening flight👉 TOAL: ///waving.thus.faster

📅 Day-by-Day Journey

🌊 Week 1 – Inverness → East → North → West

Tue 2 – Inverness → Dornoch (~70 mi)🌦 Showers | 🌡 13 / 6 °C✈️ Drone: Dornoch Beach → ///gently.rocket.loser🦟 Midges: 🟡 Medium🍲 Dinner: Soup + bread🏕 Wild camp near Dornoch Beach

Wed 3 – Dornoch → Wick (~85 mi)🌥 Clearing | 🌡 13 / 7 °C✈️ Drones:

• Duncansby Stacks → ///guards.silver.leopard

• John O’Groats → ///shuffles.sharpens.poems🦟 Midges: 🟡 Medium (coast breezy)🌭 Dinner: BBQ sausages🏕 Ferry View Night Stop (EHU)

Thu 4 – Wick → Tongue (~75 mi)☁️ Drizzle | 🌡 13 / 8 °C✈️ Drone: Dunnet Head → ///imports.elevates.trickling🦟 Midges: 🔴 High inland🍛 Dinner: Curry🏕 Wild camp overlooking Kyle of Tongue

Fri 5 – Tongue → Durness (~50 mi)🌧 Rain | 🌡 13 / 7 °C✈️ Drone: Smoo Cave → ///traders.visions.engine🦟 Midges: 🚫 Low (rain = knockout)🌶 Dinner: Chilli + rice🏕 Sango Sands Oasis (EHU)

Sat 6 – Durness → Scourie (~45 mi)🌦 Showers easing | 🌡 14 / 10 °C✈️ Drone: Balnakeil Bay → ///feasted.coasted.discusses🦟 Midges: 🟡 Medium🦐 Dinner: Seafood stop🏕 Wild camp by Loch Laxford

Sun 7 – Scourie → Ullapool (~70 mi)🌥 Breezy | 🌡 14 / 10 °C✈️ Drone: Ardvreck Castle → ///knee.grazed.rejoined🦟 Midges: 🚫 Low🍕 Dinner: Pizza in town🏕 Badrallach Campsite (EHU, simple but scenic)

🏔 Week 2 – Torridon → Applecross → Skye → Glen Shiel → Inverness

Mon 8 – Ullapool → Torridon (~80 mi)🌦 Showers | 🌡 14 / 9 °C✈️ Drone: Loch Maree → ///golfing.refutes.bikes🦟 Midges: 🟡 Medium🍝 Dinner: Pasta🏕 Wild camp near Shieldaig

Tue 9 – Torridon → Applecross (~50 mi)🌥 Breezy | 🌡 15 / 10 °C✈️ Drone: Bealach na Bà → ///roosters.stones.giant🦟 Midges: 🚫 Low🥗 Dinner: Wraps + salad🏕 Wild camp at Applecross Bay

Wed 10 – Applecross → Skye (~65 mi)🌥 Sunny breaks | 🌡 15 / 9 °C✈️ Drone: Skye Bridge → ///hurray.typed.slicing🦟 Midges: 🟡 Medium🐟 Dinner: Fish supper in Portree🏕 Portree Campsite (EHU)

Thu 11 – Explore Skye (big drone day)🌦 Showers + gaps | 🌡 14 / 9 °C✈️ Drones:

• Old Man of Storr → ///coasted.corkscrew.stealing

• Quiraing → ///crunching.stunts.snippets

• Fairy Pools → ///clearing.whiplash.shady

• Neist Point → ///fluttered.pleaser.hiker🦟 Midges: 🔴 High (Fairy Pools)🍲 Dinner: Stew🏕 Staffin Campsite (EHU)

Fri 12 – Skye → Glen Shiel (~75 mi)🌥 Breezy | 🌡 14 / 8 °C✈️ Drone: Eilean Donan Castle → ///keeps.stated.churn🦟 Midges: 🚫 Low🍔 Dinner: Burgers🏕 Wild camp by Loch Duich

Sat 13 – Glen Shiel → Fort Augustus → Inverness (~105 mi)🌥 Dry | 🌡 15 / 9 °C✈️ Drone: Loch Ness panorama → ///slipped.loft.grace🦟 Midges: 🚫 Low🍳 Dinner: Celebration fry-up🏕 Loch Ness Shores Campsite (EHU) or back to Bunchrew

Sun 14 – Inverness → Stafford🛠 Repack, recharge, roll home 🚐

⚡ EHU vs Wild Balance

• ✅ EHU nights (7): Inverness • Wick • Durness • Ullapool • Portree • Staffin • Loch Ness

• 🌌 Wild nights (6): Dornoch • Tongue • Scourie • Torridon • Applecross • Glen Shiel

Perfect balance: comfort when you need it, wilderness when you crave it.

👕 Clothes 🧳

• 👕 Thermals (nights)

• 🧥 Fleeces/hoodies

• 🧥 Waterproof jacket + trousers

• 👖 Quick-dry trousers (skip jeans)

• 🥾 Waterproof boots + 👟 trainers

• 🧢 Hat & gloves (Cuillins get nippy)

• 👕 Long sleeves (midge armour)

• 🧢 Head net (Fairy Pools survival kit)

🥘 Food Plan 🍴

Breakfasts: Porridge • Fry-ups • Fruit/yoghurtLunches: Wraps • Sandwiches • Crackers + cheese • Instant noodlesDinners: Curry 🍛 • Chilli 🌶 • BBQ 🌭 • Seafood 🦞 • Pizza 🍕 • Pasta 🍝 • Burgers 🍔 • Fry-up 🍳Snacks: Trail mix • Flapjacks • Crisps • ChocolateDrinks: Coffee ☕ • Tea 🍵 • Ginger shots 🍋 • Ales 🍺

✈️ Drone Kit 🎒

• 🔋 3 batteries per drone

• ⚡ Charging hubs + cables

• 🕶 ND filters

• 💼 Waterproof case

• 🚀 Landing pad

• 🔧 Spare props

• 🧴 Smidge

🌍 Drone Highlights (TOALs locked in)

• Dornoch Beach → ///gently.rocket.loser

• Duncansby Stacks → ///guards.silver.leopard

• John O’Groats → ///shuffles.sharpens.poems

• Dunnet Head → ///imports.elevates.trickling

• Smoo Cave → ///traders.visions.engine

• Balnakeil Bay → ///feasted.coasted.discusses

• Ardvreck Castle → ///knee.grazed.rejoined

• Loch Maree → ///golfing.refutes.bikes

• Bealach na Bà → ///roosters.stones.giant

• Skye Bridge → ///hurray.typed.slicing

• Old Man of Storr → ///coasted.corkscrew.stealing

• Quiraing → ///crunching.stunts.snippets

• Fairy Pools → ///clearing.whiplash.shady

• Neist Point → ///fluttered.pleaser.hiker

• Eilean Donan Castle → ///keeps.stated.churn

• Loch Ness → ///slipped.loft.grace

✨ Final Word ✨This is the perfect blend:

• EHU nights = recharge Vanilla + your gadgets ⚡

• Wild nights = pure Highland magic 🌌

• Drone TOALs = locked in with What3Words 🎯

• Food = hearty + simple 🍲

• Clothes = layered + midge-proof 🧥🦟

September’s mix of moody skies, crisp air, and fading midges means you’ll get cinematic flights, cosy nights, and unforgettable views.

Vanilla will be your fortress, your drones your eyes, and the Highlands your stage.

This isn’t just a trip. It’s your Highland Odyssey. 🏔🚐✈️